S-C-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-C-H!!!!

OK, I just couldn't resist posting about this recent find today. I've begun to notice that Saved By The Bell has actually become this pipeline to sex and debauchery. We all know about Elizabeth Berkley's (aka Jessie Spano) plunge into B-movie infamy in Showgirls. Then I was subjected to seeing Mario Lopez (aka AC Slater) in the buff (including the gratuitous butt shot and slow-motion sequence of him soaping himself in the shower) on Nip/Tuck last week, although I'll have to admit I was feeling a bit envious of Slater's chiseled body as I felt my big Buddha belly jiggle while sitting on the couch.

Crazy to think that of all the alumni of SBTB, Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack Powers) would be the only one to have come out of that show with a semi-respectable career, having a decent stint on NYPD Blue before the series got cancelled. Of course, I'm sure he exposed his butt, too, as just about every other male cast member did on that show.

But focusing back to the topic of this post. Whatever happened to Dustin Diamond? I know I've seen him on the stand-up comedy circuit advertised on posters every so often. That seems OK. And I assume pulling out the whole Screech routine is enough to get him a bit more than a nod and a wink from the random woman here and there. But these days, riding on your past success as a child TV star just doesn't seem drum up as much interest in people these days. No, as Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Brett Michaels, and Paris Hilton will tell you, it's all about homemade porn! And if this report is true, the world is about to be exposed to a whole lot more of Screech than we ever wanted!

I think Tiffany-Amber Thiessen (aka Kelly Kapowski) has established a place within the TV community on various shows and guest appearances. However, considering I haven't seen much of Lark Voorheis lately since her brief stint on Days of Our Lives awhile back, the Lisa Turtle movies can't be far behind.

I imagine Wankmaster Scratch's world is now crumbling before him. Or perhaps he's oddly excited by this news? Not to worry, though, I haven't heard anything from Punky Brewster lately.