Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Not to be confused with the rapper, DMX...

In case you were hoping to profit off of the innocent desires of children this Christmas, Fisher-Price will be releasing their new and improved Tickle-Me-Elmo for the holiday season. In fact, he's so cool now, he only goes by his new initialized moniker, TMX. Get your eBay accounts ready, and prepare to fleece the kiddos! A-hahahahaha, A-hahahahaha!!

Actually, I kind of like seeing the Tickle-Me-Elmo's at the store. It's rather fun to set them all off on the shelves. But for some reason, my wife gives me an eye roll, and walks away like she doesn't even know who I am. What gives?

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