Friday, May 30, 2008

Geeks lose out again...

So I'm sitting outside the movie theater waiting for the midnight showing of Sex and the City. Obviously Lemon's choice, not mine.

Dozens of women dressed up in their party dresses and high heels for the occassion. Here is the double standard. For these women, it's fun and fabulous. Change this to a premiere of Star Wars or Star Trek, though, and dressing up for the movie becomes nerdy. But isn't what they're doing tonight dolled up in costume essentially the same as coming to the theater dressed up as a Jedi or a Klingon?

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Terminators and Cylons can't be far behind...

If Dean Kamen is ever mysteriously assassinated, I'll take that to mean time travel truly does exist. I'm still waiting for Segways to become the ubiquitous mode of transportation they were hyped up to be, but until then, Dean Kamen is doing wonders in the cybernetic realm of technology. I think I posted about the "Luke" arm before, but I thought some of the stuff he showed off at this D6 convention this week was super cool enough to post another video about it again:

Thursday, May 29, 2008

It's like they're staring straight into my soul!

A definition of the uncanny valley from Wikipedia:

The uncanny valley is a hypothesis that when and other facsimiles of humans look and act almost, but not entirely, like actual humans, it causes a response of revulsion among human observers.

Or if you need it explained to you in Star Wars, here's a clip from 30 Rock about the subject:



Of course, this doesn't seem to be limited to the human species:

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

A Quick Thought


I caught a blurb on the news tonight about whether or not oil companies should be investing in more alternative energy. This is is the prevalent thought heard on the news lately. I have felt like the motivation behind such talk from the American public is one of punishment because of all the money they are making. I have to say to everyone out there ... be careful what you ask for. Isn't asking oil companies to invest in alternative energy (aka energy of the future) just going to shove even more money in their pockets in the future?

I am all about investing in alternative energy for the future, and I don't care who does it. Heck I don't care if oil companies get even more filthy rich if they do it, but then I don't care if they are filthy rich now. The media and some political candidates seem to think that getting filthy rich is wrong. If they want to punish the oil companies for making so much money, don't allow them to invest in alternative energy. You think companies like Exxon, BP, or Conoco Phillips think oil is going to last forever. They know its not. They are probably loving the fact that people are asking them to invest in something they were already thinking about anyway.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Nothing like a good 'ol contest of flatulence...

I'll bet the Cookie Monster dreams about days like this...

14 tons of Oreos spill on IL highway
ASSOCIATED PRESS
05/19/2008

MORRIS, Ill. -- Got milk?

Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos overturned Monday morning, spilling plastic sleeves of cookies into the median and roadway.

Illinois State Police Sergeant Brian Mahoney says the truck's driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on I-80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.

Mahoney says the force of the crash ripped open boxes of the cookies, but their plastic wrappers kept them from covering the ground.

The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chicago remains under investigation.

Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies.

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated...

My apologies for the lack of Swany posts over the past week. I was out of town without any access to convenient free wi-fi, and no time to post anyway. Part of my week was spent driving through the state of New York, passing oh so close to Rochester. I'm still hitting myself for not making a detour in search of the infamous Nick Tahoe's Garbage Plate that Scratch is so fond of. Instead, I think I overdosed on Tim Horton's coffee and Maple donuts, and had a few too many overpriced meals in New York City. Rest assured, though, I will return to the keyboard soon.

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The Good, the Bad, and the Indy

I saw the new Indiana Jones flick, and discussed it some with Wander, but I still have more to say about it, thus this blog post. I don’t want to bother with sorting out what needs the patented InvisoText ® so if you haven’t seen the film, STOP READING HERE.

Overall I liked the movie, but I don’t think that I liked it as much as the other three. I don’t know if that has anything to do with age; I found that many shows I loved as a kid I think are terrible now. Go watch an episode of The A-Team to understand what I mean. One thing that was different with this film from the others – and is neither good nor bad (well, I guess I’m leaning towards bad here) – is the singular adventure. The previous movies all began with Indy embroiled in a separate adventure. In Raider’s of the Lost Ark, Indy has his iconic adventure in a Pre-Columbian temple. Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom begins with that wicked cool scene in a Hong Kong night club – it’s the escape from the gangsters that throws Indy, Short-round, and that annoying chick (Kate Capshaw?) into the movie’s main adventure in India. And Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade begins with this cool vignette of Indy as a teen and then flashes forward to an adventure on a boat tossed on a stormy sea. It gives the viewer the impression that the hero is constantly having adventures, which are only periodically interrupted by his classes. In this movie, it begins with the main adventure, with only a small road race at the beginning to set the pace. Of course, as I typed that I realized that maybe the new movie shouldn’t give that feeling of constant adventuring, as Indy is significantly older. His female students no longer swoon over him, and he hardly even goes by Indy anymore, and instead goes by his given name Henry. I wondered if this was in honor of his father, or indicative of his life transition into post-middle age. Either way, I suppose he really isn’t the same man as he was in the first three films.

Another part I’m ambivalent about is the mystery/mythology. The first three focused on known human mythology, two of which were from the Abrahamic religions (the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail) and the third was a Vedic myth (the only real part of I know of being the reference to the deity Shaak-Ti.) Anywho, this movie focuses on a non-religious mythology (well, at least traditional religion) of aliens. At first I feared I’d find it hokey, but none of the franchise is subtle in that respect (tearing out hearts, the Ark melting faces, etc.) Now I’m cool with it, and I even like how uniquely American (and 50’s) this movie was. I thought it was way cool that in the past twenty years Indy has been an agent of the OSS (the precursor to the CIA). It showed that even though he was a citizen of the world, he was also a patriot. Then there is the USA/USSR rivalry, the focus on the atomic age, and the inclusion of aliens, which were probably in every third movie made in the fifties (ironically enough as a metaphor for the red scare.) So intentional or not (but very likely intentional), the cohesiveness of theme was well done.

As for what I don’t like about the film, the first is the CGI/green screen work. It was just really noticeable, and with the technology we have I expected it to be seamless. Maybe the elements I didn’t like (the jungle chase scene) were too complex with the myriad of textures in the plants, or maybe somebody just dropped the ball. Still, the mediocre effects are a small complaint. My real complaint has to do with Karen Allen, and there’s no salve for this one.
In the first film, the only other one with Karen Allen, see plays a very strong character whose actions play a big part in the plot. In this movie she drives an amphibious jeep and swoons over Indy, who she hasn’t seen for at least twenty years. That’s it. They had a great character, one who could drink mountain men under the table, and reduced her to a soccer mom with ga-ga eyes for her (really) old boyfriend. That for me has to be the worst part of this movie. Yeah, she’s pudgy and has crows feet, but I still wanted to see her kick ass at least metaphorically. Her subservient, background role really fits in with the fifties theme, but in a bad way.

My last complaint has to do with the other female character, the Russian psychic chick. Kudos at least for mentioning Stalin’s funding research into psychic military programs, but the character wasn’t interesting enough to warrant Kate Blanchet’s talent. I think Blanchet is the most skilled actress on the screen today – I put her in with Meryl Streep, Judi Dench, and Kathy Bates, easy. She’s had small roles in movies, but she made them big (Lord of the Rings being a good example.) In this movie it seemed like there just wasn’t enough of a character for even Blanchet’s considerable talent to save.

It seems that all the character development went to Shia LeBouf and Harrison Ford (who didn’t need it, as his character is well-established.) Again, the women aren’t given much consideration, which, like I wrote above, keeps with the fifties theme whether it meant to or not.

As for what I did like about the film (other than the stuff I pointed out here and there), the overall action, adventure, and just plain fun was there, as was the humor. The joke on Indy’s phobia of snakes is hilarious.

Hmmm, that’s about it I guess. It’s definitely worth seeing, but I think it was too focused on wrapping up the series, and not focused enough on really making Karen Allen’s return as cool as it should have been.

Did anyone else think that the crystal aliens looked a lot like ET?

Friday, May 23, 2008

Pork and Beans

Check out the sweet new Weezer video. Just about every pop internet viral reference is in it. It sounds like another great Weezer song and album that I will be getting.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

"A heartwarming story" from my e-mail inbox today...

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through th e Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Never bring a gun to a place infested with mosquitoes...

I'm not sure if I should laugh or be scared by the fact that idiots like this have guns lying around in their homes. From The Dallas Morning News:

A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.

Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean.

“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off."

Mr. Espinal went back and told his buddies that he shot himself. “They didn’t believe him until they saw the blood coming down his back,” Lt. Dean said.

Mr. Espinal was taken to an area hospital, where he was treated and released with non-life-threatening injuries.

Lucky for him he didn't have jock itch.

Anyone Else Getting That "Best Summer Ever" Feeling?

Wow! Simply, wow.

All Our Dreams May Come True



From MSNBC this morning, and to throw a little more fuel on the geek fire Swany already started...

The blockbuster worldwide opening of "Iron Man" didn't just create a franchise -- it kept the dreams of an independent production company alive. While Paramount Pictures distributed and marketed the movie that may make Robert Downey Jr. the next Johnny Depp, Marvel Studios completely financed the reportedly $150 million picture (cough, more, cough). And with its reboot of "The Incredible Hulk" releasing next month under the same conditions (just swap in Universal Pictures as the distributor), the company that once sold off the rights to its characters believes it has justified to Wall Street investors this new strategy was the way to go. In fact, the studio was so excited about the success of "Iron Man" that, on the Monday after the blockbuster weekend, it announced release dates for a sequel and a slew of new projects that were previously only listed as in development. Here's a quick breakdown on what they have planned:

"Iron Man 2"
Release date: April 30, 2010
Lowdown: This franchise has always been planned as a trilogy, and you can expect everyone to return and for Terrence Howard (aka War Machine) to get a lot more screen time.

"Thor"
Release date: June 4, 2010
Lowdown: Think "Lord of the Rings" meets "Beowulf." The most recent script rightfully set the Norse god's origins in pagan times (and was a good read to boot). As the comic book version also lives in modern times, it will be interesting to see how director Matthew Vaughn ("Stardust") ties that into the movie. The more important question is whether Marvel will spend the money Vaughn needs to make the magical world of Asgard come to life.

"The First Avenger: Captain America"
Release date: May 6, 2011
Lowdown: This is going to be a tough sell. Cap has been around since the 1940s, but other studios were always hesitant to develop the character because there isn't much appetite for a patriotic supersoldier draped in red, white and blue in the lucrative overseas market. Marvel is going full steam ahead, but even longtime comic fans wonder if this one can really succeed.

"The Avengers"
Release date: July 2011
Lowdown: If you waited for the final scene at the end of the "Iron Man" credits, you heard Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) tease audiences by introducing the Avengers Initiative to Tony Stark. This beloved superhero team has been around since the 1960s, and with Marvel controlling the rights to all the original members (Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk) this may be a dream project come true. But is Marvel getting cocky thinking two "Avenger" movies can be hits in one summer?

"Ant-Man"
Release date: 2011
Lowdown: This is tough sell No. 2. Henry Pym is a scientist who discovers a way to shrink himself to the size of an ant and to communicate with them in order to fight evil. Pym's character got much more interesting over time (not to mention bigger when he became Giant-Man), but this has always been a hokey concept that conjures memories of "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids." Note to Marvel: Just skip Pym's Ant-Man years and move ahead to his cooler, current identity of Yellowjacket.

Monday, May 12, 2008

As if that post-credits Easter egg wasn't enough to geek out about...


Some semi-spoilers are in inviso-text below, although if you haven't heard about them yet, you don't surf the 'Net enough.

Jon Favreau managed to throw quite a few little bits into Iron Man to set the stage for an Avengers movie later on which apparently Marvel already has on their slate along with a Captain America film in 2011. S.H.I.E.L.D. is already set up, as is Nick Fury. Tony Stark apparently makes a cameo appearance in the upcoming The Incredible Hulk, so it looks like Marvel is really trying to tie together all of their film properties. The latest addition to this creation of an intertwined Marvel Universe is this find: Is that the prototype for Captain America's shield in the background? If it is--SWEEEEEET!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

I wonder how I could embed this button on the sidebar of this blog...

Did you just tell a good joke?  Go to this site and press the button.

Batman 89 Vs. Batman 08

I Am Iron Man



I'm a little concerned about the lack of review for Iron Man by the Gang. Since no one else has posted on it, I'll give my two cents. It'll be short and to the point. And as I don't know how to add the cheese meter to the post, it will be lacking.
Here's the best praise I can give it. I saw it my second time yesterday, and I'm taking my Mom to see it Wednesday night and I am already excited I'm getting to see it a third time. Robert Downey Jr. is Tony Stark, will always be Tony Stark, and may have been born for the one purpose of playing Tony Stark.

And for those who've yet to see it, be sure to stay until after the credits for what very well may be the best comic related film scene ever put on celluloid. I embarrased my wife the first time seeing it by yelling wildly after it. My one saving grace, I was only one of about twenty people in the theater that excited over it.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Or if you like your day job, but are just a wee bit bored on a Friday morning...

I remember a day when my typing skills as a small child were rather impressive and a somewhat unique skill for a 10 year old. Now, I think even babies are typing due mostly to the explosion of computers in the last couple of decades.

TypeRacer is an online game where you race against other players on the Internet with your car going as fast as you can correctly type a movie quote correctly. I managed to get up into the 70's, but was flabbergasted by the fact that I was routinely beat by people running into the the 100's.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

In case you were thinking about quitting your day job...

Apparently, just about anyone can enter the NBA draft. I have a feeling no one would be trading up to get my b-ball skills.

I never thought I'd be watching G.I. Joe for the T & A...

Sienna Miller coming to visit Daniel Craig in his hotel room for a booty call with a bag of Agent Provocateur lingerie in tote during one scene in the film Layer Cake was probably the best form of blatant product placement ever in a movie.

I'm not sure what that actually has to do with the topic of this post, except it's a bad segway into talking about Sienna Miller. I kind of like her description of the upcoming film adaptation of G.I. Joe where she portrays The Baroness:

Guns, tits, ass, no acting!
I'm not sure if that adds up to a recipe for disaster or the greatest summer popcorn flick ever made.

Here's some more promotional shots of the various characters in the film. I'm sure Firecracker George will have all sorts of comments and eye-rolling to contribute about Storm Shadow. He kind of reminds me of those old Enter the Ninja movies from the 80's that I was never allowed to watch. And as a tangential aside, did you know that Kurt Thomas of Gymkata fame now runs some gymnastics center here in North Dallas? For all I know, he could have been right next to me in the grocery store line, ready to use the counter as some sort of pommel horse to roundhouse kick me.

Man, I need to think up some better material for my blog postings.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

That's bound to give you some weird form of "Lego back"...


It took a mere 500,000 bricks to assemble the tallest Lego tower ever.  Measured at 100 feet in height, the structure was built at Legoland in the UK.

Just think if they built that out of blocks that didn't have interlocking pieces--that would be one heck of a game of Jenga!

Saturday, May 3, 2008

A Bad Day At Work

Lucky for the kid he didn't have lunch with a crappy baseball team like the Rangers...

They always use this situation in the movies, but I don't recall seeing it much in real life.

Miguel Tejada of the Houston Astros was so touched by an 8 year old boy he met with muscular dystrophy, he promised him a home run.  And sure enough, he delivered. Not to be outdone, the following two batters did the same.  In total, the Astros hit five homers last night against Milwaukee to beat them 7-4.  From ESPN:
"I was so excited," said Tejada, who'd never promised a home run before. "I know it's hard to tell someone you'll hit a home run and do it. But today when I went to lunch with this kid I wanted him to be happy. So I told him I'd do it."
How awesome does that kid feel right now?

I guess track marks won't necessarily mean you're heroin addict anymore...

There was many a morning when I would down cups of coffee after a rough night like an athlete drinks Gatorade following a dehydrating run and joked that it would be so much easier if they could just hook me up to an IV and give me a slow drip of coffee throughout the day.  Leave it up to the Japanese to get close.


Tenteki10 in Tokyo, Japan may be the first in the latest fad of "health bars" where you can order up your own selection of IV cocktail to provide a nice pick me up for the day.  From Japan Today:
Ten options with different effects and five courses consisting of these options are available. The basic price is 2,000 yen, and customers can request an option or course menu, for an additional charge.

“Many people daily suffer from exhaustion, insomnia and backaches on a daily basis because they don’t take proper care of themselves,” says a doctor at Tenteki10. “They try supplements, home remedies or cheap energy injections. Some of these ailments cannot be healed that way and could possibly develop into more serious illnesses, including depression.”
I'm not sure getting supplements injected straight into the bloodstream is that much better than taking the old fashioned oral route and letting your body absorb it, but I guess in this fast-paced world, every second counts.  That, or people really like needles--OUCH!

Friday, May 2, 2008

Sometimes when he's lovin' me, he ain't...

Time for some more animal porn.  I'm not sure you call this bestiality, but I guess it's sort of similar. From BBC News:

An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.

The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.
Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.
"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin," says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.
And all of it caught on film.  Scandalous!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Anyone up for a road trip?

From KOKOGIAK:

I set out to find the longest distance for which Google Maps would give Driving Directions. Now that they've shut down the fun "swim the Atlantic" feature, things have changed a bit. It turns out there are multiple "longest drives", because the Google Maps World is partitioned (many countries don't support driving directions), and sometimes ferries are included, and sometimes they are not.
Unalaska, AK to Southern Newfoundland, Canada = 7,267 miles or about 6 days 15 hours.

Yeah, I might have to stop once or twice on this one.  Imagine the Cannonball Run kind of race you could make out of this, though.

Now that's what I call lazy...

I may try shopping like this from now on.  Imagine the time I could save: