It is quite terrible to visit the site,
with nothing new it doesn't feel right.
When Swany was not racking his brain,
his posts were coming through like a freight train.
Wander throws one in once and a while,
every now and then Willie adds to the pile.
The comments section has become quite sparse.
Comments would be nice ... even if from your arse.
So I leave with this thought.
Scooty, get off the pot.
Get a job,
so you can add to the blog.
As for Fandango and Scratch,
when Scooty gets up just light a match.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Scooty ... Scooty ... Scooty
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In four days my test will appear,
Couldn't come sooner--I really need a beer.
I've been a bit lax in my posting duty,
Alas, I've been stuck studying sitting on my booty.
I updated the banner, in my time away from my books,
I kind of like it, it's style and it's looks.
Heroes, Lost, I still find time to view,
And I have quite a few thoughts to share with the crew.
I've even kept up with my local Redbirds,
Too bad they played last night like toilet bowl turds.
Until then, my friends, I bid you farewell,
Don't get too discouraged when you surf on your Dell.
Swany will return, refreshed and clean,
The endless posts to soon litter the scene.
Ah, crap. "It's" shouldn't have the apostrophes.
Oh well, I've seen larger catastrophes.
Alright, enough of the Dr. Seuss...
When do you all become my mothers?
To tell you the truth, I've been at my brother's.
They fired their nanny (yes, I said nanny). So I've been watching the kids and sitting on my fanny.
Well not just sitting, playing too. Groovey Girls and bike rides, just to name a few.
(Oh, and my nephew likes his new toys called Bioncle)
And I have been looking; I interviewed with the Houston Chronicle.
I keep getting requests to work for HP,
but I don't think that position's for me.
I hear many stories that HP is broke,
which would explain why their pay rate's a joke.
A sub of Yahoo! is the contract I want,
but no word from the hiring manager that I constantly haunt.
My time has been sparse on the electronic ether,
Not much COH or eHarmony either.
And I put eAcrimony on hold
until I start making more gold.
But when I get another gig I'll be happy,
because I'll be getting a house close to ma and pappy.
I found a place that's just a short trip,
one that I can fix and then hopefully flip.
You see, my brother scours the web, to my surprise,
for houses in neighborhoods where values should rise.
Once I get another contract, I secure a loan,
then I can get a modest old home.
A new fence, paint the trim, and green up the lawn,
and in six months to a year I sell it and I'm gone.
But not empty-handed, no sir, no ma'am,
for I could have an extra $50k in my hands.
Then it's off to somewhere where the market allows,
To open my school of yells, kicks, and bows.
Where, I don't know, but at times I have pondered,
at openning a school, in the city of Wander.
So that's what I've been doing,
(and I have a rant that's been brewing),
so don't think I've forgot, no not on your life.
And stop trying to guilt, you sound like my ex-wife.
North Korea has the bomb? When you say RPG's, you're planning to sell role-playing games, not rocket-propelled grenades, right?
WOLVERINES!
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