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A new espionage threat? Canadian coins with tiny radio frequency transmitters hidden inside. The mysterious coins were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors traveled through Canada.
I know the picture is of an American dollar coin, but it was the associated picture in the AP article. I am always leery of our "friends" to the north. Watch your cheese. That is the real reason for the espionage. They are trying to find weaknesses in our cheese defenses. Just look at where Canada borders. While I am sure the location of Canada is not their fault, it has given them an overwhelming appetite for our cheese. Wisconsin, New York, Vermont - Watch your Cheddars!
I know the picture is of an American dollar coin, but it was the associated picture in the AP article. I am always leery of our "friends" to the north. Watch your cheese. That is the real reason for the espionage. They are trying to find weaknesses in our cheese defenses. Just look at where Canada borders. While I am sure the location of Canada is not their fault, it has given them an overwhelming appetite for our cheese. Wisconsin, New York, Vermont - Watch your Cheddars!
2 comments:
Transmitters in coins? That seems so old school. Didn't we see those as part of the Cold War espionage exhibits at the International Spy Museum?
Those damn Canucks. Perhaps instead of that wall across the Mexican border, we should be building a string of mouse traps across the Canadian border. Hey, it worked to keep the mice out of the cheese in the cartoons, didn't it?
Canadiens! huh! Imagine a homeless person stuck outside on a cold night peering into the window of a nice warm house where a huge feast is taking place. That's what Canadians are doing. Think about what Scratch said. They are all huddled right along our border peering into the window looking for our cheese.
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