Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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What do you think I am, a radio?
Is that from the movie?
Yeah a short wave one. Now get your ass out of my way.
Bwhahahahahaha
Who would have ever thought you could take such a classic joke and make it better.
For Christmas, instead of chocolate bacon how about some poink ping pong balls.
Yes, that clip is from the movie. Follow some of the other link after the clip ends, and you'll find a couple of other teasers from the film.
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