If we were hiking in the woods nearby it would have been very similar to a time back in college.
Our freshman year, part of the Kool-aid gang living in the same dorm, and we heard the vending machines had "glitched" and there were free drinks to be had. Running all the way down the hall, we found some of the drinks that had not been claimed - mostly crappy diet ones.
I envision the process of our excitement of that to be like this possibility.
"What free beer out on the road?" "Ruuuuuun!" Spend an hour gathering. "This beer tastes kinda funny." "Yep, I think it got skunked while on the road." "Oh, well it is free beer ... drink up."
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Oh to have been hiking in the woods nearby. Some of the bottles are unbroken.
If we were hiking in the woods nearby it would have been very similar to a time back in college.
Our freshman year, part of the Kool-aid gang living in the same dorm, and we heard the vending machines had "glitched" and there were free drinks to be had. Running all the way down the hall, we found some of the drinks that had not been claimed - mostly crappy diet ones.
I envision the process of our excitement of that to be like this possibility.
"What free beer out on the road?"
"Ruuuuuun!"
Spend an hour gathering.
"This beer tastes kinda funny."
"Yep, I think it got skunked while on the road."
"Oh, well it is free beer ... drink up."
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