For when your personal bouquet isn't quite as appreciated by others...

Playing with fire can be dangerous, and if farts are flammable, do you really want to be lighting matches while you're doing your business?

This stuff must really work, because the website where it is sold says it's already sold out!

Say "goodbye" to the courtesy flush. Just two drops of Ritual's Nature Calls Toilet Deodorizer in your toilet water, prior to your morning constitutional, obliterates all odor. This truly revolutionary, plant-extract-derived solution doesn't just cover up your funky fumes, it eradicates them with extreme prejudice.