Leave those fake boobs at home or check them at the gate

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I'll be flying this weekend to D.C. and decided I'd check to see what I could and could not bring aboard my carry-on luggage, given the new restrictions since this latest terror plot was broken up. Apparently, the Transportation Security Administration is allowing small amounts of liquids and gels aboard:

• Small amounts of Baby formula and breast milk if a baby or small child is traveling
• Liquid prescription medicine with a name that matches the passenger’s ticket
• Up to 8 oz. of liquid or gel low blood sugar treatment
• Up to 4 oz. of essential non-prescription liquid medications
• Gel-filled bras and similar prostethics worn for medical reasons
  

At first, I kind of chuckled about the last one. Then I got a bit worried. Imagine some female suicide bomber loading up her implanted DD cups with liquid explosive. Maybe I'm buying in to the whole Republican fear agenda, or perhaps I watch too many movies. Somehow, driving always seems to be the most desirable option to me in the end.