Two penguins are trying to cross a bridge only wide enough for one. They are heading towards each other on the bridge and meet in the middle. The first penguin says, "Move out of my way please." The second penguin responds with, "What do you think I am a clock radio?"
That joke makes me laugh every time.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Clock Radio
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Two Eskimos were walking along and saw a plane fly over. One pointed to the plane and said, "Look, chocolate milk!"
Ping pong balls, ping pong balls, all I want is ping pong balls...
As far as who gets credit for making up all these jokes, all I know it wasn't me. I'm still trying to remember who actually laughed at these jokes in the first place, thinking they made sense.
It was Doc Swindell back in jr. high. Some teacher would hover over him at lunch and laugh at whatever was said, so the Doc starting making up jokes that made no sense and told people to laugh at them, just to see what that teacher would or wouldn't laugh at. If I remember correctly, he laughed at everything they did.
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