Ha! I'm angrier than all of you! WOOHOO!! GRRRRRRR!!!!

Looks like Men's Health magazine has recognized my wife's distaste for St. Louis, ranking the city number 10 on it's list of angriest cities. And Austin, Texas? #81. Damn, why can't I live down there? I'm getting angry just thinking about how much happier everyone in central Texas is. In fact, all of you are happier than my city! I live in hell! I hate you all! Sons of bitches! AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!! And Fort Collins didn't even crack the top 100! Damn you, Wander! Damn you to hell!!!