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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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2 comments:
Interesting that this is brought to us by National Geographic.
I hope some high school students somewhere in this country are taking advantage of that fact, and trying to sell a field trip to the nearest IMAX to watch U2 as an educational event.
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