Is that what it "looks" like? It seemed to flow pretty freely through his pantaloons. Fandango once told me (way back in high school) that it took eight seconds to leave your pants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Is that what it "looks" like? It seemed to flow pretty freely through his pantaloons. Fandango once told me (way back in high school) that it took eight seconds to leave your pants.
8 seconds? I guess you haven't been around me after a large meal of Korean food with lots of kim chi.
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