Well, I guess it's true. Women really don't care all that much about penises. When asked to find out information about George Brett on a biographical page, men would focus on his face and crotch while women only looked at his face.
This observation was used in a story about news article design and how to create a tighter story with pictures and layouts that do a better job to grab a reader. Probably something a professional writer like Firecracker George might enjoy, and worth a read for everyone if you ever worry that no one is reading your post.
The points I gleaned from it:
- Bullet points help focus your audience.
- Know your audience, i.e. bathroom humor and anything related to Star Wars should be a big sell on this blog.
- If you choose a picture to grab the audiences attention, make sure it's a guy with a big package and a nice smile. If you forget the crotch shot, well, then you're thinking like a girl because men never forget to look at the private anatomy, and then in some twisted way, you're actually homosexual.
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Actually, I would think that I would look at foot placement and position of the hips to gauge the power behind his hit - the bio-mechanics, basically, because that's something I'm always interested in.
That, and my latent homosexuality.
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