And the sports car that I'll be getting to make up for my shortcomings...

I think I've written about the Bugatti Veyron before, the fastest street legal production car in the world that tops out at a mind-boggling 253 mph. As this video points out, this automobile needs 10 radiators just to handle the massive heat production involved to produce enough horsepower to achieve such speeds. I think if I got the chance to drive this thing, I'd have crapped in my pants.