Tuesday, March 13, 2007

In case you felt like quitting your day job...

Hold that Gas-Ex! For some reason, I think Firecracker George could easily pick up this talent:

Legend has is that one day, while swimming, Pujol discovered his unique ability. As he took a deep breath before submerging, he felt water enter his rear. He soon discovered that, with abdominal control, he could deliberately suck water in through his anus and project it back out with great force. Further experimentation led him to discover that he could also do the same with air and, by varying pressures, he could produce distinct notes.

Pujol became the first flatulence musician. It was a skill that eventually made him the most well-known and highest paid entertainer in all of France.
Read more about "The Fartiste" here.

With W.M. Scratch and his own unique tricks, this could make for quite an eclectic variety show.

4 comments:

Dutch said...

In? Nah, man. It's one way only.

So how is it this guy gives himself an enema and then wonders, "what can I do with zis?"

Swany said...

Farting, music, and tricks to do with your own human physiologic processes? I figured with would garner more interest than one measly comment. Hmmm. Perhaps if he was a fart flame thrower--fire always gets the crowd riled up.

Dutch said...

So my comment is measly, huh?

Anonymous said...

The picture didn't show Yoda's crotch.