Tuesday, November 14, 2006
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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2 comments:
It's not just pandas. My dad has sneezed like that my whole life. It comes lightning fast and without warning, and without fail scares the living shit out of everyone in the room. Oh yeah, and it's always really, really loud.
Any of you guys get hungry for Chinese food after watching that video? Just curious if the concept applies to native Chinese animals, as well...
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