Rumors are circulating that Steve Jobs is really a ninja. Caught with shurikens while trying to board a plane might have been his unwanted unveiling. Of course, Apple claims that none of it is true, but isn't that what all ninjas would claim? I think Apple is just a gigantic front for the world's largest group of ninjas. Prove me wrong!
Friday, September 17, 2010
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Yeah, that time when he stepped down as CEO of Apple to take care of "health problems" and supposedly get a liver transplant? Really just a cover for his disappearance from the world for ninja training!
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