That's OK. Water is healthier for us anyway...

Quick! The world's supply of Coke is in dire jeopardy! Put an end to these crazy sanctions against Sudan! Let the killing continue! Please!

I'm totally kidding, but I'm not sure if it's funny or sad that this guy would actually think a threat to our Coca-Cola supply could convince the American people to overlook the genocide going on in Darfur.