Must have been a student of the ancient kung fu death touch...

Seriously, you'd think the spectator that runs on the pitch had hit the goalie with a sledgehammer based on the theatrical (and extremely delayed) fall to the ground. Two year olds have better reaction times than that to fake being hurt.

He's bending it Stateside...

I haven't heard much from Fandango in awhile, so maybe a little soccer news will bring him out of hiding.

Looks like Major League Soccer is going to get a major boost in its star appeal with the signing of David Beckham to the L.A. Galaxy. I'm not exactly sure how exciting his play will actually be, considering he's been benched most of the season on his current team, Real Madrid, but I'm sure his presence will put some extra people in the seats. I mean, c'mon--not even Pele or Maradona had a movie named after them.

Oddly, I've never really followed MLS, but I feel intrigued enough to consider buying a couple of tickets to some Galaxy games. Damn, the marketing is working already!