Thinking about the practical side of poop...

Maybe I ate too many Cheetos, but lately I've been wishing a cereal like Colon Blow was actually real to get my bowels a bit more regular. Little did I know that a product called Colonblow actually exists with the running slogan, "Poopin' is cool."

I now I've fulfilled my poop post for the month.

Who knew that "oh so clean feeling" could be SO GOOD?

Spare a square and give peace a chance...

Mark your calendars--April 18th is Poop for Peace Day.

Poop is the one experience all human beings have in common. We may have varying ideas of God and politics, but the power of an impending poop is a higher calling to which every human must answer. Side by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a greasy symphony to lament humanity's non-negotiable deference to the call of the vile.

I'm on my way to making my poop posting quota for the month.

I guy once told me, if you're going to do something bold, remember to wear your brown pants...

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