The Life and Times of Chester Cheetah and the Kool-Aid Gang: Does anyone else think that this is squirrley as hell?

Monday, September 22, 2008

Does anyone else think that this is squirrley as hell?

4 comments:

Swany said...: "They don't like it when I put a bra on. They think I'm trapping the breasts, and they should be free to float about."

I don't know why that made me crack up so much.; 6:32 PM, September 22, 2008
W.M. Scratch said...: "They don't care that they are stretched marked and saggy and wobble and everything they do."

"What color is it? Is it sore to touch?"

They liked them so much they even had names for them - Milkior and Boobior. I just call them fun bags.

I went to graduate school with someone who was breast feeding her 5 year old. We found that quite strange.; 12:16 PM, September 23, 2008
Anonymous said...: Much better than mangos!; 12:42 PM, September 23, 2008
Dutch said...: Yeah, I thought 115-CLF's siblings wearing diapers at five was odd as hell, but I think breast feeding tops it.

Breastfeeding may contribute to rote genius, but I'm betting it leads to social retards. I love how she laid down the law and said that this wouldn't go on forever, that once they went to university they were off on their own in the cold, hard world. Can you imagine an 18 girl breastfeeding? I'm pretty sure that qualifies as kinky porn. It'd bet anything that there is a website about it.

But, like she said - university is the cut off. You can come home to do laundry, but absolutely no breastfeeding. You're on your own, kiddo.

Normally, I'm pretty open-minded and non-judgmental (at least I think) about people's eccentricities, but this one - nah this shit is just wierd.

Naming the tits is Dad's job.

Did anyone ever see Dave Chappelle spoof Diddy?

"Breast milk, you make my daaa-aaay. Mmm. That's pure Columbian."; 1:36 PM, September 23, 2008

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