Some religious right wing group called the American Family Association goes to great lengths to protect its readership from demonic temptations by blocking traffic from websites it deems inappropriate and to even expose secretive words for what they really are by automatically replacing them in any AP stories they run. As a result, we now know that American world track and field star Tyson Gay is actually a damn homosexual! I mean, c'mon, it's his damn name! Tyson Homosexual! I can't believe he's been pulling the wool over our American eyes this whole time. From Right Wing Watch:
Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic trialsApparently, Fox News does a similar thing, except instead of "suicide bombers," they become "homicide bombers."
Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday.
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I am surprised they haven't thought about the idea that the computers they are using to filter all these demonic temptations all have the "mark of the beast."
Is it just me or do religious fundamentalists tend to externalize their own imperfection by anthropomorphizing it in the guise of demons and devils?
Did that make any sense?
Anywho, by placing the cause of sin outside the person, you refuse to take responsiblility for it (the devil made me do it), which in turn keeps you from ever being able to control it.
Thus, it controls you. It's a really pathetic victim mentallity. The Dark Ages are alive and well, and living in middle America (among other places of course - it's just that the first world isn't as obvious a location.)
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