Sunday, October 1, 2006

It's like putting a lamb in a cage with lions...


As far as Texas football goes this week, it's a bit sad to think I was more excited about Vince Young starting for the Tennessee Titans than the UT vs. Sam Houston State game. Of course, I was happy to see Dallas beat Tennessee, as I am a loyal Cowboys fan, but I'm glad that VY didn't look silly in his first pro start.

But back to the college game. I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out how Sam Houston State, a Division I-AA school, made it onto the Longhorns schedule. That's almost like playing a two player game of Madden Football on Playstation and leaving one controller unmanned. Completely unfair. I'm almost glad the game wasn't broadcast here in St. Louis, as I'm sure watching the Bearkats get creamed might have been a bit unpleasant to watch.

Anywho, OU is next week, and things get exciting again. Let's hope Mack Brown and Greg Davis use some of what they got to see out of their offense this week to be a bit more liberal with the playbook in Dallas. And I'm optimistic that the secondary got a nice ego boost to carry into next week's showdown. OU SUCKS!!

ESPN's recap:

It was over when... It was scheduled. There was no way the reigning national champs -- with or without VY -- would let Sam Houston State make things interesting.
Gameball goes to... Colt McCoy. The redshirt freshman QB did what he was supposed to: make plays and stay healthy. And the 13-for-17 passing, 179 yards and two TDs didn't hurt.
Stat of the game... 14: It's been 14 years since Texas has played a Division I-AA opponent. This was the 12th-game addition to the Longhorns' schedule.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Friday, September 29, 2006

I'm still trying to recapture my innocence...

As more is revealed about this infamous Screech tape, we learn that this is all a part of some game he plays with his friends:

The sex tape got out because Diamond and some buddies have a "monthly gathering" wherein they exchange such tapes which earn points based on "what [we're] able to accomplish" on the tapes: "We do it almost like poker. [The tape] could have been left out in anybody's home, machine, computer."
It's a bit unnerving to know that such groups exist in this country, using women as mere poker chips. It's even more sad to know that Screech will probably get a boost in his career with all this publicity.

Luckily, the Kool-Aid Gang has found more wholesome ways to bond our friendships with each other, such as this blog where the closest thing we get to a Dirty Sanchez is fart jokes and my stories about lactose intolerance.

With that, I leave you with a couple of humorous cartoons, and wish you all a good weekend:



From Weird Science bully to Iron Man

Ain't It Cool News broke this yesterday, and I guess it's been confirmed all over the press today--Robert Downey, Jr. has been cast as Tony Stark in the upcoming Iron Man movie.

I'm not sure what I think about this casting choice. Robert Downey, Jr. isn't someone I would think about for any superhero role. This reminds me a bit of Michael Keaton being picked to play Batman. That turned out OK--not great, but acceptable. I guess Robert Downey, Jr. can bring his own personal demons with substance abuse to the role, though, as I'd expect some heavy scenes about Tony Stark and his alcoholism assuming Marvel doesn't chicken out.

Anyone have any thoughts? Honestly, I can't have that much of an opinion considering I didn't read all that much Iron Man in my day.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Our Cheating Hearts

According to this recent study, MBA students are the biggest cheaters in graduate school. Engineers? Second. So does this mean Wankmaster and Fandango are doubly bad? I think medical and health-related occupation students were somewhere in the middle, although I'd like to think nurses are skewing our numbers.

And in last place? Humanities, meaning Scootypuff must be our moral compass! Oh my...

Money Don't Grow On Trees

...so after we've posted three YouTube videos in a row, this leads me to wonder, I never see advertisements on these videos, and they must take up a ton of hard drive space somewhere on some remote server farm. So who's actually paying for all this? How do they make money? It sure ain't physics...

If only we had done stuff like this ...

we could have avoided all those run-ins with the police.

I'm not even sure what to say about this...

Wander's Video Pick of the Day on Kool-Aid Gang's TRL

A request from Wander to post this video: "It's our new theme song!" Unfortunately, Wander seemed to overlook that I am not white. [Insert snarky remarks from Scootypuff, Jr. about me and bananas.] Aside from that, this video is eerily familiar...


Exciting times in baseball...


Scottypuff, Jr. Warning: This post involves the topic of baseball and may be hazardous to his physical health and mental sanity. It does involve your new home of Houston, though, so you might want to pay attention to know what all the fuss is about locally.

We're getting close to October, and wouldn't you know it that the St. Louis Cardinals and the Houston Astros are going at it again. If you haven't been keeping up, the Redbirds had a very comfortable seven game lead over the Astros in the National League Central Division. It seemed like a given that Houston's season was pretty much dead and St. Louis would coast into the playoffs. Of course, no one anticipated St. Louis would have one of the worst meltdowns in baseball history, losing seven straight including getting swept by the Astros in four last week.

But leave it to Albert Pujols to pull out what looked to be their eighth loss last night, and hit a clutch three-run homer in the eigth inning to win the game 4-2 over the San Diego Padres and end the losing streak. If this was Columbus, OH, I think people would be rioting in the streets here in St. Louis. With the Astros continuing on their hot streak, this is looking to be a very exciting time down the stretch, and it's not even the playoffs yet.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The Wander thought of the day

S-C-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-C-H!!!!

OK, I just couldn't resist posting about this recent find today. I've begun to notice that Saved By The Bell has actually become this pipeline to sex and debauchery. We all know about Elizabeth Berkley's (aka Jessie Spano) plunge into B-movie infamy in Showgirls. Then I was subjected to seeing Mario Lopez (aka AC Slater) in the buff (including the gratuitous butt shot and slow-motion sequence of him soaping himself in the shower) on Nip/Tuck last week, although I'll have to admit I was feeling a bit envious of Slater's chiseled body as I felt my big Buddha belly jiggle while sitting on the couch.

Crazy to think that of all the alumni of SBTB, Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack Powers) would be the only one to have come out of that show with a semi-respectable career, having a decent stint on NYPD Blue before the series got cancelled. Of course, I'm sure he exposed his butt, too, as just about every other male cast member did on that show.

But focusing back to the topic of this post. Whatever happened to Dustin Diamond? I know I've seen him on the stand-up comedy circuit advertised on posters every so often. That seems OK. And I assume pulling out the whole Screech routine is enough to get him a bit more than a nod and a wink from the random woman here and there. But these days, riding on your past success as a child TV star just doesn't seem drum up as much interest in people these days. No, as Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Brett Michaels, and Paris Hilton will tell you, it's all about homemade porn! And if this report is true, the world is about to be exposed to a whole lot more of Screech than we ever wanted!

I think Tiffany-Amber Thiessen (aka Kelly Kapowski) has established a place within the TV community on various shows and guest appearances. However, considering I haven't seen much of Lark Voorheis lately since her brief stint on Days of Our Lives awhile back, the Lisa Turtle movies can't be far behind.

I imagine Wankmaster Scratch's world is now crumbling before him. Or perhaps he's oddly excited by this news? Not to worry, though, I haven't heard anything from Punky Brewster lately.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Blogging with purpose

I came across this column on Slate.com called "Blogging the Bible." Basically, the author David Plotz starts from Genesis and has been blogging about his rediscovery of the Bible book by book--he's on the Book of Joshua now. An excerpt from his introduction to this project:

So, what can I possibly do? My goal is pretty simple. I want to find out what happens when an ignorant person actually reads the book on which his religion is based. I think I'm in the same position as many other lazy but faithful people (Christians, Jews, Moslems, Hindus). I love Judaism; I love (most of) the lessons it has taught me about how to live in the world; and yet I realized I am fundamentally ignorant about its foundation, its essential document. So, what will happen if I approach my Bible empty, unmediated by teachers or rabbis or parents? What will delight and horrify me? How will the Bible relate to the religion I practice, and the lessons I thought I learned in synagogue and Hebrew School?
Give it a read, if you've got the time.

The important aspects of male education

Remember that day around 6th grade when all the girls were shuffled off to another room to watch a film about their periods? Maybe this is what they should have been showing the boys:

Luke Skywalker, sippin' on gin and juice!

Something I've probably already emailed to you guys before, but still funny for all you Star Wars junkies...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

I've been casually following this recent story about the leaked National Intelligence Estimate report finding that the war in Iraq has actually increased the overall terrorist threat in the United States. I'll admit that I was duped into believing the faulty intelligence about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. I figured, if someone with as much integrity as Colin Powell would put his neck out there for this, surely it must be true. Even prominent Congressmen on the other side of the aisle like John Kerry and Hillary Clinton, both of whom you would have suspected would have had insider access to this intelligence and could have interpreted whether they were credible or not, apparently believed Iraq was a threat, too, and gave the President the authority to wage war.

At the start of this conflict, I thought this could be a good idea. Position the United States smack in the middle of the cinderbox that is the Middle East, and take down fundamentalists like our positioning in western Europe took down the Soviet Union and communism. And although it sounds extremely bad to say that we went to war for oil, I'd argue that protecting our oil interests in the region is very important to our national security and economy, having much more impact on our lives than merely padding the pockets of the petroleum industry. I'm still under the belief that no matter how far-fetched the neoconservative ideas of pacifying the Middle East were, the right intentions were there, albeit the right plan might not have been.

Alas, the intelligence was false, the weapons weren't there, and we're left with a situation where we're damned if we pull out and damned if we stay. The Dems seem to be grabbing onto this new intelligence report and turning the tables on the Republicans. And, of course, the White House is firing back today (from the New York Times):

Mr. Bush said today that he agreed with the intelligence report’s findings that "because of our successes against the leaders of Al Qaeda, the enemy is becoming more diffuse and independent." He said he was not surprised that enemies of the United States would use the conflict in Iraq to attract recruits to join in "their murderous ways."
Which leads me to wonder, who's right? If you believe the White House, much of the leaked material from the NIE report was taken out of context, and after it's declassified, the report taken as a whole will paint a much different picture. I could interpret Bush's comments to mean that although the war in Iraq has created a recruitment tool for terrorism, the terrorists being recruited are not very organized and, thus, are less of a threat to pull of something as grand and intricately planned as September 11th. Of course, that also seems to make us vulnerable to a more invisible threat or some isolated lunatic with an army of suicide bombers at his disposal.

I don't know where I'm going with this. Hopefully, I didn't offend anyone--this was a bit unfiltered. I'm just vomiting out what's in my head, and interested to see what you guys have to say, as this is what I kind of intended this forum would be for. Perhaps if we had real leaders in government, I wouldn't feel compelled to think about this stuff.

Heroes - Good enough to survive the chopping block?

Did anyone catch the series premeire of Heroes last night? There was a part where one of the characters is talking about the human genome and the potential of having the powers of teleportation and telepathy locked within our DNA--sounded like something straight from the X-Men and Professor Xavier's mouth. They even threw in a Kitty Pryde/X-Men reference later in the show.

I'm afraid, though, if I wasn't such a comic book geek that I might have been tempted to change the channel. It's got potential, but I hope it starts moving a bit faster in the next couple of episodes. NBC is airing an encore presentation tonight at 7:00 PM Central if you missed it. Let me know what you think.

Monday, September 25, 2006

As if I needed more ways to procrastinate on the internet...

A little nugget of gold from Pop Candy today--free episodes of The Simpsons online! WOOHOO!

The world cried "Uncle!" and K-Fed showed mercy...

May we all have a moment of silence for "PopoZao."

...

OK, you may resume your normal day.

I think they tried to bring an actual cyclone for the game...


I didn't get to see Texas vs. Iowa State this weekend, but from what I've read, the thunderstorm that cleared out the stadium for a good 70 minutes was the highlight of the game.

A pretty dominating performance by Texas, for the most part, from what I can tell. But it sounds like Greg Davis kept it pretty conservative for Colt McCoy yet again. I'm actually a bit surprised Texas was able to put up as many points as they did. And giving up over 300 yards in the air? Where is this stellar Longhorns secondary that I read about prior to the season starting? The annual Red River Shootout against Oklahoma is looking scarier by the minute.

ESPN's recap:

It was over when... The skies opened up. The 70-minute rain delay crushed any rally Iowa State tried to muster.
Gameball goes to... Colt McCoy. Texas' redshirt QB made quick work of the Cyclones, completing 18-for-23 for 210 yards and two TDs.
Stat of the game... 46: The Horns' veteran defense held Iowa State to just 46 yards on the ground, but gave up 303 in the air.