Well, actually it does none of those things, but it certainly looks like it should. No, this is not some new Cylon weapon from Battlestar Galactica. It's the Dyson Root 6 portable vacuum cleaner. I'm not sure I ever complained that my old DustBuster lost suction, but just in case you were looking for a gift for mom or dad...
It looks like some Adult store masturbatory aid (like I need help).
ReplyDeleteI hope no one ever tries to use it as such.
As I was sitting on my couch one morning
ReplyDeleteI spied a little white dog on the living room rug
His ears were throwed back and his mouth a snarling
And as he shook mighty I was singing this song
Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little doggy
It's my misfortune and none of your own
Whoopie ti yi yo, git along little doggy
I know that your hair will be covering my home
Early in the springtime we round up the doggy
Bathed 'em and brushed 'em and cleaned up his licks
Find the plug in, then pull the trigger
No worries from me because I got a Dyson Root Six
Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little doggy
It's my misfortune and none of your own
Whoopie ti yi yo, git along little doggy
I know that your hair will be covering my home