Our brains are turning to mush

Monopoly is moving to debit cards. Not only will children learn how to become experts at swiping credit cards and living on virtual nonexistent money, they'll forget how to count!

Now if only I could pay my real mortgage with a credit card. Think of all the American Express Membership Rewards points I could rack up. Eh, with my luck they will implement such a payment system, but only take MasterCard or Visa...