This is what I do in my off time.

Last Saturday night, I went with my brother and sister-in-law to a "White Trash" party. Now, I have to say that I'm actually PC about the term white trash, as I think it's pretty mean to call anyone trash - to insinuate that they have no value.

I am okay with the term Tornado Bait, however. (Because trailer parks are often hit by tornados, get it?)

Anywho, there was a contest for best costume, and I won it because I'm as awesome at making costumes as I am sexy. Actually, I was a little distressed about how much of my cosutme I had on hand. Anywho, here's some pictures of me in my award-winning costume. By the way, my brother (dressed in weightlifter pants, a sleeveless tee, and a fanny pack) and sister-in-law (dressed as a Hooters waitress) won best presentation. Yep, when it comes to low-rent, my family has it in the bag.